FINALLY, I'm working on zee tentacles. Yesterday was a complete washout thanks to an unexpected file from a client full of diseased eye photos and hideous charts. Yes, the glamour of my life astounds even me. But today I have tentacles. HURT/COMFORT tentacles (the tentacles are hurt and need comforting which is difficult because they wiggle a lot). ( Read more... )

Why can I NOT finish this fucking story??? It's just half a scene away from being completed!

BRAIN, fuck, WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY????????

Needless to say, no writings are being posted today... *pouts*More music ( Read more... )

I wrote today. It was supposed to be a drabble but now clocks in at 3600 words. I still have a few hundred more before it's done. It'll get posted here when I finish as proof that I'm not a lying blowhard with an overachieving delusion complex ( Read more... )

I just had to drop out of the spn reverse bang. Between work, Orbit being sick, and getting no sleep there's no way that I'd make the deadline. I guess it's good that I listened to the little voice inside of me that told me NOT to sign up for all the things this fall >:/ So, October's nearly over and I didn't even notice because I was up to my ( Read more... )

I got back from Montreal on Wednesday night but haven't had a break from the OMG-THE-SKY-IS-FALLING-WHERE-HAVE-YOU-BEEN?!? clients until now >:/ In the end, I was unable to escape the airport (part of this was due to the dreadful signage at Dorval which led me on many a merry chase in search of locations that various signs promised and then failed ( Read more... )

Why do you give Word users a free thesaurus built into the program but ask them to DOWNLOAD A DICTIONARY APP FROM THE OFFICE STORE ONLINE?!?! What the fuck is your damage ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up from a dream in which I was watching a Japanese man stoically eat his own legs for dinner ( Read more... )

Photoshop Elements is NOT an appropriate Father's Day gift. Are you drunk or something? My father is 70 and can't figure out how to open his Gmail account. It also is not an appropriate gift suggestion for the following:

• Valentine's Day
• July 4th
• Secretary's Day (although s/he could possibly use it)
• Thanksgiving
• Halloween

I'm fighting with InDesign so hard right now that it physically hurts. Stupid fucking Adobe product *fist shaking at the Universe*Also, all of my clients have files that they need done by end of day and I have no one to help out. Gee, thanks for the advanced notice when I was sitting around on my ass all yesterday ( Read more... )

Dammit. I wrote all weekend and still didn't manage to finish the WIP that seemed so achingly, deceptively close to being done. I mean, I wrote 9,000 words in 3 days and it's STILL NOT DONE??? Really, Brain? 32k isn't enough to get your point across? And it's just full of pining and misunderstandings and denial of stuff and it doesn't serve a ( Read more... )